"Craft a photorealistic, detailed 3D render of a reptilian cyborg, inspired by Jojo characters, posed on a Door to Mirrorland, with a silver and emerald breastplate. Set in 1998, the character, 'Uwu the prismatic person, ' has a bubble head, no eyes, and morphing jade obsidian crystal details. Present as an ebay listing thumbnail with iridescent textures, muted colors, and a grainy, artistic finish. Consider elements like 1990s shonen jump, glitch art, and fractal backgrounds. Aim for a cinematic, archviz style, with a centered, symmetrical composition. "