null itself but instead

A disgusting man in a suit with fake tan who has a floppy eagle instead of hair

An obese man with fake tan who has a floppy eagle instead of hair

Lit by a razor-thin shaft of white light, a solitary figure stands like a monolith. Their body is sculpted into stark planes and sharp contrasts, almost inhuman in its precision—like a statue animated only by divine breath. But the head breaks the illusion. Their face is a riot of colors and forms, smeared in urgent brushstrokes of violet, neon orange, electric green, and shadowed crimson. Instead of a face, there’s a swirling mask of pain and symbolism—fragmented animals, spiritual markings, ancient glyphs, all emerging from the skin as though memory and madness were rising to the surface. It radiates emotional intensity, psychic collapse, and symbolic rebirth. Surrounding the figure is a luminous, semi-transparent aura filled with ghostly figures—wolves, owls, serpents—floating in circular motion. The atmosphere hums with sacred chaos. This is the moment of psychological rupture, where sacred structure meets uncontainable vision.

Create a surreal, dreamlike scene of a cityscape at night, but instead of traditional buildings and streets, the city is made up of neon-lit, futuristic structures that seem to defy gravity and logic. The sky is a deep, electric blue, and the air is filled with a haze of neon-colored mist. The art style is a fusion of 80s-style neon art and digital painting, with bold, vibrant colors and intricate, detailed patterns that create a sense of depth and texture. The colors are bright and glowing, with a focus on pinks, blues, and purples to convey a sense of energy and futurism. Style: neon, digital painting, surreal. Colors: bright, glowing, pink, blue, purple. Highest-Quality, 4k, Masterpiece

Trying to make begging images with Flux is a pain. The beggars board with the influx of reactions is a significant source of buzz, but to make a good image you'll need many attempts. Schnell is especially bad at generating anything good when you have an actual vision of what you want. It can be difficult to recoup the invested buzz with Flux when striving for quality. This makes life on the free tier depressing. The beggar board quickly becomes a buzz sink instead. A significant amount of daily buzz is spent to beg for more, to what end? What's the value of a gallery where a large portion of the images are buzz begs? Sometimes the ideas don't pan out at all. Sometimes the "buzz" lightning bolt icon ends up too insignificant and the moderators won't accept it at all. I've had such an image sitting at the approval queue, while another image I generated later with "BUZZ" written in large letters was accepted and expired from the board already. So, this time, I'll let fate guide my hand. I'll go cheap. I'll include the text "BUZZ" multiple times hoping it will appear in the image. If I'm lucky, the image will have animals in some funny manner, gathering lots of reactions. This is the way to profit on the free tier. Lowest cost, highest profits. Perhaps I'll have a chance to spend my buzz on some actual art today and not just begging. One can dream. Surely with a rant like this, my "BUZZ" beg will turn into a true masterpiece! Here goes nothing, I mean, here goes 20 buzz...

“I need healing” sign with a crossed mark over “Healing” and “BUZZ” written instead. The sign is being hold by Genshi from Overwatch. Cybernetic ninja, hyper realistic style, no more than 4 fingers in each hand.

Imagine a world where ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ is remade, but instead of actor, a charismatic reptile takes center stage. This cold-blooded star slithers into the iconic role of a power-hungry stockbroker, adorned in sleek, tailored suits, flashing money, and embracing the opulence of Wall Street. Capture the high-energy, money-fueled madness of the original film, but with a reptilian twist—luxury cars, roaring crowds, and a reptile masterfully giving speeches, all in a world of greed, excess, and slick scales

A realistic, zoomed-out photo of a harbor scene, but instead of being set in a real, expansive environment, the entire harbor is situated in a bathtub made of wooden strips, giving the impression of a detailed miniature model. The harbor is complete with tiny ships, cranes, containers, and docks, all scaled down to fit within the confines of the bathtub. The water in the tub mimics the appearance of a calm sea, with gentle ripples around the miniature boats. The wooden strips of the bathtub contrasts with the intricate, realistic details of the harbor. Surrounding the bathtub are everyday bathroom items, subtly visible in the background, reinforcing the surreal setting of this miniature world.

Generate an 8K Aeropunk promotional render of Loba Andrade from Apex Legends as a robot on a Speed World background. The robot should be covered in barnacles and have black horns instead of ears. The color scheme should be yellow and black. Incorporate the style of TJALF SPARNAA, Artgerm, Greg Rutkowski, Alphonse Mucha, and Loish. Ensure the image is highly detailed, with lifelike details and a smooth, sharp focus. The output should be in the style of a professional digital painting and concept art. The final image should be created using Unreal Engine 5."

"Imagine a playful, cartoonish Cheshire Cat inside a paradoxical box that’s half-opaque, half-transparent, with scribbled textures.The half-opaque, half-transparent box glows faintly, with the 'alive' half of the Cheshire Cat staring with intense, glowing eyes, fur matted and eerie. Create an illustration of a sexy female version of the iconic Ghostface character from the 'SCREAM!' movie series, combined with the playful twist of 'Scary Movie' humor. She’s styled as a seductive scream queen, wearing a dark, form-fitting, hooded outfit inspired by the classic Ghostface look but with a feminine, flirty twist. Her expression is mischievous and inviting, with a speech bubble saying 'BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!' instead of the classic 'Whazzz upppppp.' The background captures a spooky, Halloween-like setting with a touch of humor, such as eerie shadows or a ghostly party vibe. Her pose is playful and confident, balancing the themes of horror and humor. The cat holds a worn-out sign with “Un-Observe or Buzz Me 50!” in graffiti-like text, giving a gritty, desperate feel. Surrounding the box, use neon quantum symbols and formulas, creating an electric, mysterious atmosphere against a dark, minimal background. The words “NO!! WHY?! // WHY YOU KILL ME?” hover ominously, flickering at the top and bottom."

A hyper-stylized image of a spooky and cute Halloween robot, with a shiny, metallic body and glowing, orange eyes. The robot is holding a little pumpkin candy pail, but instead of candy, the pail is filled with AA batteries. The batteries are stacked up in a neat, little pyramid, with a few loose ones spilling out of the pail. The robot's body is adorned with intricate, swirling patterns of cobwebs and spiders, adding to the overall Halloween theme. The background is a deep, rich purple, with a subtle, textured pattern of jack-o'-lanterns and ghosts, adding to the overall sense of spooky, whimsical charm. The robot's expression is one of playful, mischievous innocence, as if it's enjoying the thrill of trick-or-treating, but with a twist. highest-Quality, intricate details, visually stunning, Masterpiece

$Create a surreal, dreamlike scene of a forest, but instead of traditional trees and foliage, the forest is made up of intricate, fractal patterns that seem to repeat and self-similarize infinitely. The trees are made up of delicate, lace-like branches that seem to stretch on forever, and the leaves are made up of tiny, glowing orbs that pulse with a soft, ethereal light. The art style is a fusion of traditional Islamic geometric art and digital painting, with intricate, detailed patterns and bold, vibrant colors that create a sense of depth and texture. The colors are bright and glowing, with a focus on greens, blues, and golds to convey a sense of wonder and magic. Style: fractal, Islamic geometric art, digital painting, surreal. Colors: bright, glowing, green, blue, gold. Highest-Quality, 4k, Masterpiece$

cinematic photo <lora:aidmaFluxPro1.1Stylev0.2:1> aidmafluxpro1.1, A photograph of a massive, sluggish snail with a glossy, slimy skin texture and tiny, beady eyes, carrying a full-sized, intricately detailed Victorian-style house on its back instead of a shell. The house, complete with chimneys, windows, and a delicate porch, appears to be perfectly intact and proportional to the snail's enormous body. The snail's foot, leaving a trail of silvery slime, is firmly planted on the ground, as if it's posing for the camera. The lighting is soft and warm, with a hint of morning dew, casting a gentle glow on the entire scene. The atmosphere is whimsical and surreal, with a touch of fantasy. The background is a lush, green meadow with wildflowers of various colors, adding a sense of serenity to the bizarre scene. The image is highly detailed, with a shallow depth of field, emphasizing the textures of the snail's skin and the house's intricate architecture. The color palette is vibrant, with earthy tones of green, brown, and beige, accented by the soft pastels of the wildflowers. 8k highest resolution with sharp intricate details. Hyperrealistic, detailed, and vivid. . 35mm photograph, film, bokeh, professional, 4k, highly detailed

((highly detailed skin:1.2)), 8k uhd, dslr, Fujifilm XT3, highest quality, masterpiece, photorealistic, detailed skin texture, (highly detailed hair), sharp body, ultra realistic face.
woman sitting at dining room table. she is ready to eat, the room is decorated like a family home from the 1960's. she is dressed for a fancy diner party, black dress and nice jewelry, the table is natural colored oak. on the table are four blue placemats. on the placemats there are very large white plates. on either side of the plates there are a knife and a fork.
She is about to eat a shoe. (((There is a one red Vans deck sneaker on the plate in front of her))). there is no food on the plates. (((Vans sneaker))), (((one sneaker on the plate))), (((eating one sneaker))), sneaker instead of food, sneaker for dinner, (((actual size sneaker on the plate))), she is about to eat a sneaker on the plate, there is one sneaker on the plate, a plate with a sneaker for dinner, (((the sneaker on her plate is her dinner))), (((the food is her sneaker))), she is serving the sneaker for dinner, she put her sneaker on a plate and is ready to eat it

Dark age of Technology warmachine, model "warmind", that was corrupted by a shard of a warp-corrupted C'tan. I am thinking of a vaguely humanoid cross between a Skorpekh destroyer and UR-025, except that most of its body is ornate, intricately designed necrodermis adorned with an eight-pointed star emblem in the style of the Necrons. The armor is etched throughout with glowing purple necron runes. Instead of a traditional head, it has a helmet resembling Pharoah's burial mask, with cables and wires sprouting from it like tentacles. Armed with a power sword and lightning claw, its back plate features a series of mechanical tendrils that emerge from the armor, resembling a twisted, organic mass. Anime style.

This is a photograph of a minimalist drawing or print artwork. The artwork is displayed on a plain white wall, with the image slightly overlapping a light-colored wooden floor. The artwork is a stylized, abstract drawing in black ink on a white background. It features a simplified, modern minimalist design, composed of flowing, continuous line drawings. The central figure is a stylized representation of a sport car, which is rendered with smooth, curved lines. The car features an abstract representation of a wheels, windshield, lights, all connected in a flowing, sinuous line interconnected loops. The overall style is reminiscent of abstract expressionist art, emphasizing form over detail. The artwork is framed in a simple, thin black frame which adds to the clean, modern aesthetic. The frame leans against the wall at an angle, resting on a corner, with part of the wall visible behind it. Pay extremely attention and make sure the line never breaks or have gaps, it should be always continuous from start to finish, ensure the continuity of the line, never break the line or interrupt or start another one, always turn and loop it instead of breaking it.

Propaganda Poster, text title stylized "More Buzz for the Buzz Gods!!!" Cinematic, Imax film, his armour worn, yellow lighting bolts logos on his armour, His enemies slain before him. The knee deep in the blood of his enemies is bright yellow instead of red. His flag planted in the heart of his foe, the Day is won, the sun gloriously shines a new day, He looks up to the sky above his head

in the heart of a vast, ancient forest, a magnificent wooden torii gate stands tall. it serves as the entrance to a hidden temple nestled among the trees and rocks. the sky above is dark, but not with the quiet serenity of night. instead, it's a canvas painted in hues of purple, orange, and blue by the fiery dance of a battle raging beyond the gate. a group of skilled warriors has gathered at the entrance, their faces etched with determination. they have come from far and wide, drawn to this sacred place by whispers of an ancient artifact that holds immense power. the warriors, clad in armor and wielding weapons forged by their ancestors, stand ready for whatever challenges await them inside the temple. the air is thick with tension as they prepare to face the dangers within. a crescent moon peeks through the trees, casting eerie shadows around them. the tranquil pond reflecting the stars above now mirrors the impending clash of swords and the flickering lights of the battle. the warriors steel themselves, their eyes fixed on the gate before them. with one last look at each other, they nod in silent agreement, knowing that only together can they hope to overcome the obstacles and claim the artifact. and so, they march forward, their courage and determination shining brighter than the stars above, ready to write their names in the annals of legend.

Create a highly detailed, 8K digital painting of an athletic man in his 30s, wearing gold obsidian armor and futuristic techwear, including a ski mask, in the midst of an Ancient Forest. The character's face should be the main focus, with 'blackness instead of eyes' and a 'golden key' incorporated. The artwork should exhibit lifelike details, micro details, and adhere to the golden ratio, with a surrealistic and cinematic tone. Utilize matte painting techniques and consider the styles of Ross Tran, WLOP, Andrei Riabovitchev, Marc Simonetti, and Greg Rutkowski. Employ Octane or Unreal Engine 5 for rendering.

$Create a surreal, dreamlike scene of a brain, but instead of traditional neurons and synapses, the brain is made up of a network of glowing, fiber-optic-like strands that seem to pulse and shimmer with an otherworldly energy. The strands are arranged in a complex, fractal pattern, with each one branching off into multiple smaller strands that seem to weave together in a intricate, lace-like pattern. The art style is a fusion of traditional Japanese sumi-e ink painting and digital art, with bold, expressive brushstrokes and intricate, detailed patterns that create a sense of depth and texture. The colors are muted and subtle, with a focus on blues and grays to convey a sense of calm and serenity. Style: Japanese sumi-e ink painting, digital art, surreal. Colors: muted, subtle, blue, gray. Highest-Quality, 4k, Masterpiece$

"Image of a damaged teddy bear, its once-plush fur now tattered and torn. However, instead of being discarded, the teddy bear is taking matters into its own hands - literally. With a tiny needle and thread, the bear is sewing itself back together, stitch by careful stitch. The bear's expression is determined, its button eyes fixed on the task at hand. The surrounding area is a mess of threads, fabric scraps, and other sewing supplies, but the bear is undeterred. Style: heartwarming, whimsical, and endearing, with a focus on capturing the teddy bear's resilience and determination to repair itself." Absurdres Highest-Quality, 4k

A digital illustration of two cats enjoying an afternoon aperativo beverage. They sit casually at a table which overlooks the a small sea-side cyberpunk town inspired by the italian coastline of Cinque terre. the atmosphere is friendly and intimate. Neither companions feel the need to converse, instead, enjoy each other's company and the incredible vista before them.,ink splats

An enigmatic and fluid character with no defined hair, but instead a flowing aura of vibrant colors. Her eyes are abstract shapes that seem to change and shift. She wears a minimalist outfit made of translucent materials that blend seamlessly with her surroundings. She is positioned in an abstract digital environment where shapes and colors shift and swirl dynamically, with no clear reference point. Her expression is elusive and mysterious, embodying the essence of abstract art. The overall feeling is enigmatic, chaotic, and full of visual fluidity.

A colossal, forgotten cathedral stands in a remote, ancient landscape, its architecture a blend of authoritarian, Roman, and Greek influences. Massive stone columns, arches, and intricate sculptures define its grand facade. At the pinnacle, instead of a cross, the radiant symbol of the Ancient Sun God glows, its luminous golden rays casting an ethereal light across the weathered stone. The sun symbol, with its radiant halo, shines atop the cathedral, a beacon of forgotten worship. Below, the temple's stone walls bear intricate carvings, depicting scenes of long-lost rituals and forgotten deities. The atmosphere is tense and reverent, as if the temple itself guards ancient secrets.
In the background, a dramatic, overcast sky looms, with soft cinematic light piercing through dark clouds, casting golden beams upon the cathedral. The scene is bathed in subtle contrast, with the delicate interplay of shadow and light enhancing the cathedral's worn details, symbolizing the ancient glory of the Sun God. Ultra-realistic, 32k, high detail, capturing the fusion of historical architecture and fantasy symbolism.
Enhancements: (Ultra Realistic:1.0), 32k, (Masterpiece:1.0), (High Detailed Skin:1.0), (High Quality:1.0), (Detailed Realistic Background:1.3), (Official Art, Beautiful:1.2), (Realistic Lighting:1.0).

In a small, sun-drenched village, an old man carefully plants a fig tree in his garden. A young man, observing with a mix of curiosity and skepticism, approaches him and asks, “Why are you planting such an old fig tree? You’ll never get to eat its fruits.”
The old man, his face weathered by years of experience and wisdom, looks up with a wry smile and replies, “Maybe you should focus on minding your own business instead of worrying about mine.”

$Create a surreal, dreamlike scene of a whale, but instead of traditional skin and flesh, the whale is made up of delicate, crystalline structures that seem to refract and reflect light in a dazzling display of colors and patterns. The crystals are arranged in a intricate, geometric pattern that seems to shift and change as the viewer looks at it, creating a sense of depth and texture. The art style is a fusion of traditional crystallography and digital art, with bold, vibrant colors and intricate, detailed patterns that create a sense of depth and texture. The colors are bright and glowing, with a focus on blues, greens, and purples to convey a sense of wonder and magic. Style: crystallography, digital art, surreal. Colors: bright, glowing, blue, green, purple. Highest-Quality, 4k, Masterpiece$

Donald Trump as the King of the USA: Donald Trump sits on a grand throne, crowned as the “King of the USA.” His crown is adorned with cryptocurrency symbols (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin) instead of traditional jewels. His expression is fierce and triumphant, with a confident smirk that exudes power.
Tagline Displayed on a Luxury Sign: In the lower portion of the image, an elegant, ornate sign reads: “The King is Back: A New Reign Begins.” The sign is styled with metallic gold or silver accents, adding a touch of regal luxury that complements Trump’s powerful image.
Kamala Harris in the Background: In the background, Kamala Harris is shown in a defeated position, seated on a bed with a deeply sad, almost heartbroken expression. Her face reflects sorrow and despair, her gaze downward as she processes the moment. A small Statue of Liberty figure beside her offers support, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder, symbolizing a faint glimmer of hope amidst her sadness.
Visual Details: Shot with Panavision Cine Prime lenses, with expert color correction for a vivid docufiction style. The rich colors and textures enhance the cinematic effect, highlighting Trump’s dominance while drawing attention to Harris’s emotional vulnerability and the symbolic role of the Statue of Liberty. The luxury sign with the tagline adds a sophisticated, dramatic touch to the image’s lower section.

A rainy subway entrance where a spray-painted figure holds an umbrella, shielding themselves from words instead of raindrops.
moody impressionistic cityscape, misty rain-soaked streets, atmospheric lighting and soft reflections, stenciled street art figures interacting with the environment, satirical and thought-provoking social commentary, muted vintage color palette with bold pops of graffiti-style contrast, nostalgic yet subversive urban storytelling, melancholic yet rebellious tone, impressionist brushstrokes blended with sharp stencil textures, poetic realism meets bold visual irony

"Image of a waitress pouring a pot of coffee, but instead of aiming for the customer's cup, she's pouring it directly into their lap. The waitress is oblivious, looking away with a cheerful expression, while the customer's face is contorted in shock and disgust. A speech bubble made of steam rising from the customer's lap reads 'Bruh!' in bold, comedic letters. The scene is chaotic and humorous, with coffee splashing everywhere and the customer's clothes getting stained. Style: comedic, exaggerated, and playful, with a focus on capturing the absurdity and surprise of the situation." Absurdres Highest-Quality, 4k

Donald Trump as the King of the USA: Donald Trump sits on a throne, proudly wearing a crown adorned with cryptocurrency symbols (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin) instead of traditional jewels. His expression is fierce and triumphant, a smirk playing on his lips, embodying the power of a self-declared “King of the USA.”
Tagline: “The King is Back: A New Reign Begins.”
Kamala Harris in the Background: Positioned more prominently in the background, Kamala Harris stands in clear view, tears visible as she gazes downward, conveying a sense of sorrow or defeat. She’s supported by a small Statue of Liberty figure that tugs on her gently, as if to encourage her forward or console her in her despair.
Visual Details: Shot with Panavision Cine Prime lenses, with high-quality color correction that enhances both realism and contrast in a docufiction style. The scene is vivid yet atmospheric, with rich colors and textures that highlight Trump’s imposing presence while emphasizing Harris’s emotional expression and the subtle symbolism in the Statue of Liberty’s supportive gesture.

A freestanding, antique mirror sits in a dense, foggy forest, (but instead of reflecting the forest, it shows an entirely different world:1.4). Inside the mirror, a futuristic cityscape with flying vehicles and glowing skyscrapers pulses with life.Hyperrealistic glass textures, intricate alternate realities, and dramatic atmospheric effects.

Transparent ghost cat walking on top of fence, with pumpkin instead of head, green light on the tail, scarecrow with glowing eyes in the background, gloomy atmosphere, night,

a disembodied hand holding a melting ice cream cone, hand holding icecream floating in space, and ocean inside the ice cream cone, icecream cone with an ocean instead of ice cream, view from afar, massive celestial icecream cone,An ice cream cone held by a disembodied hand, with the ice cream scoop transformed into a miniature ocean. The ocean is teeming with tiny boats, some sailing and others bobbing on the waves. The hand is slightly veiny and pale, adding an unsettling contrast to the vibrant blue of the ocean. The scene is set against a space like background, with nothing but distant stars visible from afar, view from afar, NOT POV, 3rd person view

robot in police uniform he got wires on his neck and intricate piping on his shoulders that connected to his hands, backpack made out of wires and pipes, military scope on his eye, one shoulder has a huge pauldron with ornate design gold and metallic, no mouth, instead of eyes there is sharp visor, focused, glowing eyes with numbers red on them, shining metallic texture, that reflects night sky, sharp UHD, smooth,

a small and cute 3d animated character wearing a Halloween pumpkin instead of a head and a red cape. Detailed background, standing on the porch, seen through an open door, looking down. It is night. Vibrant lights and lots of color.

Inside a museum display case is a (single:1.4) 3000 year old Ancient bronze ewer from Shang dynasty of China. The ewer is much taller than it is wide. The ewer is formed in the shape of a stylized owl. The lid of the ewer forms the beak of the owl. the beak and eyes of the owl are the same color as the rest of the owl. It has a handle on the back. instead of feathers, the body of the owl, and the entire ewer, is decorated in (intricately detailed and complex ancient chinese monster_taotie motifs:1.5). The ewer is made of heavily oxidized bronze that appears green because, and the metal has corroded and crusted in minerals over the centuries since it was crafted.

“A massive industrial oil extraction pump working tirelessly in the middle of a rugged desert landscape. Instead of crude oil, golden frothy beer gushes out from the pierced ground, splashing dramatically under the scorching sun. The scene is surreal, with foamy rivers of beer flowing through the cracked earth. The pump appears worn yet determined, its metallic arms glistening with condensation. The atmosphere is a mix of realism and absurdity, with a slightly exaggerated perspective to enhance the bizarre nature of the moment. Ultra-detailed, cinematic lighting, photorealistic textures, and a touch of painterly brushstrokes.”

Create a realistic photo of girl in a riding suit competing in a show jumping competition. Instead of a horse, she will be riding a friendly dinosaur, who is jumping a fence. The atmosphere should convey the spirit of a sporting competition: many spectators, bright flags, judges in the stands. The girl’s face should show determination and joy, and the dinosaur should look strong and graceful. Include details that highlight the uniqueness of the scene, such as specialized riding accessories and arena decoration that creates the feeling of an exciting and unusual competition.

Imagine Michelangelo's iconic 'The Creation of Adam' from the Sistine Chapel ceiling, but with a modern twist. In this parody, instead of God reaching out to give life to Adam, they are both extending their hands towards a large, glitching computer screen between them. God holds a wrench and a screwdriver, while Adam is holding a power cable, both trying to 'reboot' the universe. The scene should maintain the classic Renaissance style, but with the addition of modern technology elements, emphasizing the theme of 'Maintenance Mode.' The background should still reflect the clouds and ethereal ambiance of the original artwork, blending the divine with the digital.

“A massive industrial oil extraction pump working tirelessly in a rugged desert landscape. Instead of crude oil, golden frothy beer erupts from the pierced ground, splashing chaotically under the scorching sun. Foamy rivers of beer flow through the cracked earth, reflecting warm amber hues. Nearby, Sideshow Bob, wearing a rugged oil worker’s suit, stands with a smug expression, arms crossed as he watches the beer gushing. His wild red hair contrasts against the industrial scene. The shot is taken with an extreme 12mm fisheye cinema lens, creating a dramatic, distorted perspective—curved horizon, exaggerated depth, and an immersive wide-angle view. Ultra-detailed, hyperreal textures with a painterly touch, deep contrast, and dynamic lighting.”

In a quaint, sunlit village, an old man plants a fig tree in his garden with deliberate care. A young man, holding a piece of cardboard with scribbled questions, approaches and reads aloud, “Why plant an old fig tree? You’ll never get to eat its fruit.”
The old man, pausing to wipe the sweat from his brow, takes a moment to glance at the young man and the cardboard sign. With a chuckle, he replies, “Maybe you should consider making a cardboard cutout of your own business instead.”

a huge passenger plane with a catfish head instead of a cockpit, a giant watermelon in a catfish's mouth.

I will stop smoking:)

Propaganda Poster, text title stylized "for the Buzz!!!", a Warcraft Deathknight, her armour worn, yellow lighting bolts logos on her clothing. Her enemies slain. The knee deep in the blood of her enemies. Blood is bright yellow instead of red. Her banner planted in the heart a slain foe, the Day is won, the sun gloriously shines a new day, She looks glorious, blade in hand raised towards the sky above

"Hyper-realistic parody movie poster in the style of the classic film JAWS, but with a adorable twist. Instead of a great white shark, a cute kitten is depicted reaching up towards a swimmer with its paws, as if about to give them a playful swat. The kitten's fur is a fluffy white, and its eyes are a bright, sparkling blue. The swimmer is oblivious to the kitten's approach, and is instead looking back at the shore with a look of concern. In the foreground, the title "PAWS" is emblazoned in bold, playful letters, with each letter made up of a cat's paw print. The background is a sunny, idyllic beach scene, complete with palm trees and a clear blue sky. Style: extremely detailed, hyper-realistic, and humorously adorable, with a focus on capturing the playful, lighthearted atmosphere of a parody poster."

covid 19 virus but instead of making you sick it makes you happy

at the top of the ad the words "MORE HORSE POWER THAN YOY CAN SHAKE A STICK AT" , A photo from a silly advert showing a comically large car with huge hamster wheels attached to it instead of regular car tires, inside each of the car's hamster wheel there is a horse running, the car is towering over the cars salesman who is waving both arms wide open to attract attention, he is wearing a bland brown suit, red papillon tie, and has black hair, written in a bold White small font, underneath are the words "STALLION 2000™" in very large yellow fancy font with a thick red outline

,A photo from a silly advert showing a comically large car with huge hamster wheels attached to it instead of regular car tires, inside each of the car's hamster wheel there is a horse running, the car is towering over the cars salesman who is waving both arms wide open to attract attention, he is wearing a bland brown suit, red papillon tie, and has black hair, written in a bold White small font, underneath are the words "STALLION 2000™" in very large yellow fancy font with a thick red outline

DSLR-style, slender, elegant 26-year-old Korean model, extremely pale skin with natural texture, soft shadow on cheek, diffused daylight from side, parted lips, masterpiece, ultra high-res
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barely visible pores, subtle skin texture variation, translucent skin tone, full body.
Imagine a digital painting with a soft, ethereal quality, focusing intently on the delicate features of a young individual with long, flowing dark hair. The lighting should be gentle and diffused, perhaps reminiscent of soft natural light filtering through a sheer curtain or the subtle glow of an overcast day. This light should caress the subject's face, highlighting the subtle contours of their cheekbones, the gentle curve of their jawline, and the smooth expanse of their forehead. Avoid harsh shadows; instead, aim for a luminous and even illumination that emphasizes the skin's natural texture and tone.
The subject's eyes are a central focal point. They should appear large and expressive, with dark irises that hold a hint of introspection or quiet contemplation. The gaze should be direct yet soft, engaging the viewer with a sense of vulnerability and sincerity. Pay close attention to the subtle details of the eyelashes – their delicate length and the way they frame the eyes. The eyebrows should be naturally shaped and softly defined, contributing to the overall harmony of the face.

A hyper-stylized image of a person, dressed in a comically exaggerated, treasure-hunting outfit, using a metal detector in one hand and holding a sign in the other that reads "I'm detecting a lack of buzz, please help!" in bold, colorful letters. The metal detector, a vintage-style device with flashing lights and spinning dials, is being used to scan the ground, but instead of finding treasure, the person is searching for elusive buzz. The person's face is contorted in a mixture of determination and desperation, as if they're willing to do whatever it takes to find that elusive buzz. The background is a bright, sunny day, with a few scattered coins and other treasure hunt-style props, adding to the comedic effect. The overall effect is one of humorous, satirical commentary on the modern obsession with buzz and social media. highest-Quality, intricate details, visually stunning, Masterpiece

planet of the apes but they all grow cannabis instead of fighting

Imagine a humanoid figure, but instead of a normal head, it has a translucent, glowing orb filled with swirling galaxies. The body could be dressed in ornate, ancient armor that has organic tendrils growing out of it, symbolizing a merger of the cosmic and organic realms. The backdrop could be a fantastical landscape, with floating islands and a massive, distorted moon in the sky, partially obscured by a mushroom cloud. Some elements of nature could feel warped, like trees with glowing, glass-like leaves, or creatures with mechanical features seamlessly integrated with natural ones.

In a forgotten TV studio, a group of nostalgic fans gathers for a bizarre reunion of their favorite childhood show featuring Barney, the cuddly dinosaur. As they reminisce, the walls pulse with eerie energy, awakening a sinister presence linked to the beloved purple monstrosity.
As they dance around in a do-si-do, the atmosphere shifts—the cheerful verses become chilling, and Barney begins to wave his arms frantically. The laughter fades as the creature's charm takes hold, binding the fans to their memories, trapping them in a cycle of joy and terror. Suddenly, Barney brushes against a flickering candle, igniting the costume in a blaze of crimson flames.
Instead of panic, the group erupts in laughter, a twisted delight filling the studio as they cheer for the spectacle. “Oh boy, Barney's on fire!” they chant, embracing the chaos, their humanity slipping away. But as the flames consume their beloved dino, the twisted truth unfolds: they are not merely fans, but ancient devotees, sacrificing their past for the beast's eternal reign, lost in a hellish performance from which there is no escape.

"Hyper-realistic parody movie poster in the style of the classic film Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Instead of Harry Potter, a parody character named Hairy Potter is depicted, completely covered in thick, unruly body hair, à la Cousin It from the Addams Family. Hairy Potter's face is still recognizable, but his hairiness is the main focus. The Sorcerer's Stone has been replaced with The Sorcerer's Comb, a magical hair comb that seems to be glowing with an otherworldly energy. The background is a Hogwarts-inspired castle, with towers and turrets, and a full moon shining down. The title "Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's Comb" is emblazoned in bold, playful letters above the image, in a font similar to the original Harry Potter title. Style: extremely detailed, hyper-realistic, and humorously absurd, with a focus on capturing the comedic essence of the parody character."

A lone cyborg enforcer stands atop a neo-pyramid in the neon rain. Her sleek, military-grade cybernetic body bears ancient Egyptian markings glowing in thermoptic blue. The enforcer's face, reminiscent of Major Kusanagi, is framed by a modernized Nemes headpiece with data cables instead of cloth stripes. Her eyes glow amber against the night, enhanced with targeting systems displaying hieroglyphic readouts. A translucent tech-ankh hovers before her, projecting tactical data in the air. Her thermoptic camouflage suit ripples like liquid metal, decorated with circuit-board scarabs that pulse with electric life. Behind her, the megalithic pyramid's surface is a perfect fusion of ancient limestone and modern carbon fiber, its edges traced by streams of data visualized as flowing digital hieroglyphs.

portrait, masterpiece, 4k, ray tracing, intricate details, highly-detailed, hyper-realistic, 8k RAW Editorial Photo.
A realistic, zoomed-out photo of a Caribbean pirate harbor scene, but instead of being set in a real, expansive environment, the entire harbor is situated in a bathtub, giving the impression of a detailed miniature model. The harbor is complete with tiny ships, docks, pirates, shacks, all scaled down to fit within the confines of the bathtub. The water in the tub mimics the appearance of a calm sea, with gentle ripples around the miniature boats. The white porcelain of the bathtub contrasts with the intricate, realistic details of the harbor. Surrounding the bathtub are everyday bathroom items, subtly visible in the background, reinforcing the surreal setting of this miniature world. There are floating sponges that take on the appearance of islands.
cinematic light, dramatic light, shallow depth of field, high budget, bokeh, cinemascope, film grain,

"Create a hyper-realistic image of an elderly and frail woman staring into a mystical mirror, her eyes locked onto her reflection. But instead of seeing her true self, the mirror reveals a sinister and twisted version of herself, a dark doppelganger that embodies her deepest fears and inner demons. The doppelganger's eyes glow with an otherworldly light, its skin sallow and decaying, its presence seeming to seep into the real world like a dark mist. The woman's eyes widen in horror as she beholds the monstrous reflection, her face pale and terrified. The mirror's surface ripples with a dark, malevolent energy, as if the very fabric of reality is being warped to reveal the woman's darkest self." Octane render, Highest-Quality, 8 k, intricate details, visually stunning, Masterpiece

Imagine a bank vault in the midst of a heist. The vault is a large, heavy steel door, slightly ajar, revealing a well-lit interior. Inside, the usual stacks of cash and gold bars are conspicuously absent. Instead, the shelves are lined with small, neatly arranged coins, each shaped like a tiny, stylized orange lightning bolt. The coins are labeled as "Buzz."
Several of these "Buzz" coins are scattered across the floor, as if hastily dropped by the robbers in their rush. A large duffel bag, half-full of these coins, sits on the floor near the open vault door, with a few more coins spilling out. The robbers' gloved hands can be seen reaching into the vault, grabbing handfuls of the coins, their movements urgent.
The vault's interior is pristine, with metallic walls reflecting the glow of the coins, giving the scene a strange, electric atmosphere. The contrast between the cold, industrial setting of the vault and the vibrant orange of the "Buzz" coins creates a striking visual. The scene is tense, capturing the moment just before the robbers make their escape with their unusual loot.

A large-scale street mural depicting a child holding a red balloon, but instead of a city wall, it is painted onto a minimalist, textured stone façade, making the scene feel both poetic and deeply impactful.

Generate official character concept art for a scrappunk, dwarven woman warrior inspired by Greg Staples, incorporating elements of a monk and a gnoll cleric. The character, named Freya, should be in a combat pose, wearing armor with spikes on the body and black horns instead of ears. The color scheme should be primarily blue and black. Provide the character art in the style of official character concept art, with a focus on detail and realism.

In a hyper-realistic image, an adorable little sheep wearing a pink onesie stands in front of a washing machine, holding its own wool in its front legs as if it's a complete outfit. The sheep's skin is rendered in exquisite detail, with delicate folds and creases that suggest a soft, gentle texture. The wool, which is normally a fluffy coat on the sheep's body, is instead held in a neat, compact bundle, with every strand perfectly aligned and groomed. The sheep's eyes are bright and curious, as if it's excited to wash its wool and make it clean and fresh. The washing machine behind the sheep is rendered in precise detail, with intricate buttons and dials that seem to be waiting for the sheep to start the cycle. The surrounding environment is a clean and tidy laundry room, with soft, pastel colors and a sense of domestic tranquility. The overall effect is one of charming, whimsical humor, as if the sheep is a fastidious and fashion-conscious creature that's determined to keep its wool clean and stylish. Highest-Quality, 4k, intricate details, visually stunning, Masterpiece

Create a bright and joyful Easter-themed image with cute baby dragons instead of the traditional Easter bunnies. Baby dragons should be small, with big eyes and soft fur, in pastel colors — pink, blue, yellow and green.
They appear among bright Easter eggs decorated with patterns and flowers. The background depicts a spring landscape with blooming trees and green lawns, creating a festive atmosphere. The sun is shining in the sky, and butterflies are fluttering around.
Baby dragons can hold small baskets of eggs in their paws or hide behind them, creating a playful and cheerful atmosphere. The lighting should be soft and warm, creating light tones in the image.

Create an image of Abraham Lincoln playing a Fender Stratocaster electric guitar while sitting on a plush red sofa. The scene is set in a modern room with a Marshall amplifier beside him. Surrounding him are several groupies, but instead of modern attire, they are wearing ancient garments, such as flowing togas, Roman tunics, or Egyptian robes. The contrast between Lincoln’s rock-and-roll vibe and the groupies’ ancient clothing creates a unique blend of historical and modern elements. The lighting should be warm, with a spotlight effect highlighting Lincoln as the central figure.

A masterpiece tilt-shift scene, photogenic soft lighting, an extremely detailed diorama photograph with vivid natural colors, showing a bunch of chickens playing football, from above, long shot.
The chickens are wearing t-shirts signifying their team, red team vs blue team, they are playing with a large egg instead of a ball, and the goal keepers are dressed in black t-shirts, the stadium is also filled with chickens, the grass is ripe and vibrant green, bokeh, depth of field.
4K digital photo quality, bokeh, vivid rich colors, depth of field, extremely detailed background, maximalist, life-like masterpiece realistic photo, hyper-realism, photogenic soft atmosphere, dynamic scene, absurdres, 8k photography, three point perspective, Ultra-realistic, extreme amount of details thay mimic richness of real life

"Imagine a playful, cartoonish Cheshire Cat inside a paradoxical box to a different dimension, with scribbled textures.The half-opaque, half-transparent box glows faintly. half of the Cheshire Cat is staring with intense, glowing eyes, and sharp intent, other half has dead grey eyes zoning off to space, illustration of a sexy female version of the iconic Ghostface character from the 'SCREAM!' movie series, combined with the playful twist of 'Scary Movie' humor, a seductive scream queen, wearing a dark, form-fitting, Catwoman like outfit, inspired by the classic Ghostface look but with a sexy cat flirty twist.
Her expression is mischievous and inviting, with a speech bubble saying 'BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!' instead of the classic 'Whazzz upppppp.' The background captures a touch of humor, such as eerie shadows or a ghostly party vibe. Her pose is playful and confident, balancing the themes of horror and humor. The cat holds a worn-out sign with “Un-Observe or Buzz!” in graffiti-like text, giving a gritty, desperate feel. Surrounding the box, use neon quantum symbols and formulas, creating an electric, mysterious atmosphere against a dark, minimal background. The words “NO!! WHY?! // WHY YOU KILL ME?” hover ominously, flickering at the top and bottom."

Princess Pingyang, directing her soldiers to feed citizens of liberated town, China, 623. In 617, Pingyang, born in 600 ce, sold her property and joined her father’s rebellion. She organized an “Army of the Ladies”. She took on and defeated other rebel groups, as well as bandits, raiders, and brigands that were terrorizing the countryside. Her army soon became a respectable fighting force of over 70,000 warriors. When Pingyang conquered a town or city, she forbade her men from looting, violating, and plundering; instead her army would bring food and drink to the oppressed citizens.

semi realistic render of human hand, instead of fingertips mini-hammers, mini-sledgehammers, game asset

A high-definition, 8k resolution, pre-rendered, stylized painting of a cyborg Satan, inspired by Sam Black and Chaos Distillage, trending on Artstation, with an award-winning art style similar to Greg Rutkowski's dark art. The subject should be a close-up of a robot with a gun, featuring an anthropomorphic orange lion with a metal tail and blackness instead of eyes. The image should be color-corrected and free of watermarks, with a focus on threatening juxtaposition. Use a mix of dark art and science fiction elements to create a unique piece.

Turtle, but instead of turtle shell there is a pizza box

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