Create a fake B-Movie VHS cover art of a movie called (Lord of the Things), the cover features elven Sauron and demonic Morgoth wearing casual clothes of simple tshirt with their own name on it and jeans, Sauron is sitting with the ring in his palm, Sauron to the left is still wearing his iconic spiky helmet from the movies that fully covers his face and Morgoth to the right is wearing his demonic helmet, while one of them is asking the other in a single large speech bubble that has the exact words ("YOU THINK THEY WILL BUY IT!?") written in a fancy English font, both are next to each other in a fantasy thrift shop covered wall-to-wall with magical trinkets and items, dramatic lighting, the cover gives 80s vibes with slightly washed out colors and is despite its silliness very well rendered and extremely detailed.