Create a hyper-realistic, hyper-detailed depiction of two upside-down light bulbs with expressive faces screwed into their own separate light fixtures, having a conversation with each other. One bulb, with a bright and cheerful face, shines radiantly and asks in a speech bubble "READY TO RETIRE?" The other bulb, with a worn and weary face, is elderly, dusty, and cracked, with a hearing aid visible behind its fixture. It replies in a speech bubble "WATT?", its response muffled and unclear due to its poor hearing. Style: hyper-realistic, detailed, humorous. Colors: warm white, yellow, gray, brown. Highest-Quality, 4k, Masterpiece