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    A long snout dog borzoi-saluki-whatever has crashed the production server in an unfortunate incident, but it was totally not his fault! The dog is in the server room looking guilty while surrounded by the piles of smoking crashed servers. There is a status screen in the background displaying the text "MAINTENANCE"., dramatic, high contrast, highly detailed, cinematic color grading.

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    This is a low effort buzz beg image. I am hoping I will get something great out of it, but begging for buzz is honestly so depressing it saps out my creativity. I don't want to describe an image. I just want some of that buzz. If you aren't on the beggar board, you get so very little yellow buzz unless you have an absolutely ridiculous number of followers or you post an absolutely ridiculous number of (externally generated) images. The incentives for begging are huge, relatively speaking. It may only be a few cents worth per day, but it's huge on the free tier and I'm broke. I'm gonna need a huge yellow lightning bolt icon in the image for attention, but everything else can be as goddamn random as the gods of RNG deem fit. BUZZ! NOW!
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    An anthro gray wolf DJ wearing a hoodie is playing LP records on a dual deck DJ controller for dancing anthro animals in a disco party. The DJ's hoodie has a glow-in-the-dark illustration of a howling wolf and a moon. The party is taking place in an abandoned bunker that's filled with smoke from a smoke machine and lit with RGB lights. There are no humans. The are bears, tigers, wolves, and foxes disco dancing in glimmering disco outfits. Realistic photograph with detailed fur on the animals. The scene has an atmospheric cinematic look with vibrant colors and contrasting shadows and light.
    A polar bear is disco dancing on a stage., disco moves, disco floor, disco outfit, disco hair, disco lighting, disco mood, disco era, disco colors, realistic, cinematic, atmospheric, vibrant, dynamic, funny
    A top view of a happy euphoric grizzly bear rolling around in a sea of sugar glazed doughnuts., cinematic, dynamic pose, atmospheric, vibrant pastel colors, high contrast
    A grizzly bear is looking up at you with pleading eyes, holding a sign that says "I don't have enough buzz to even fix typos the AI makes" in his paws. Mist haze smoke behind him. Photoshoot with vaporwave lighting, vibrant colors, cinematic, atmospheric, masterpiece.
    An anthro fox disco party in an abandoned mental hospital. The foxes are wearing various kinds of disco outfits, most of them shiny, glimmering, and colorful. A fox dj is operating a dj controller under a disco ball. The windows are boarded shut. The entire room is filled with haze from the smoke machine. The party is lit by blue, pink, and orange lights and rays of light can be seen in the lingering haze., cinematic, dynamic poses, atmospheric, vibrant colors, high contrast
    Oil painting by an insane grizzly bear master painter, in the style of ancient elder gods of long forgotten era. The painting is filled with bursts of deep antediluvian colors and bold cyclopean shapes. The color scheme is classically beautiful and brings sanity back to those who feel watched by the void. The painting has many broad, impressionist, abstract brush strokes. It depicts a raccoon peeking out of a trash can. The background has many broad, abstract brush strokes. It is all very detailed and yet very coarse at the same time. Tenebrous euphoria!
    A raccoon, a badger, and a coati are members of a death metal band playing on the stage. Smoke and pyrotechnics are making an epic scene. The band members are wearing black and white t-shirts with their band name "CoBRa" on it. The raccoon is a vocalist, the badger plays drums, and the coati plays electric guitar. You can see ecstatic audience at the bottom of the picture.
    Why would a bear write complete nonsense into the prompt? Why would a bear leave image generation results up to a fate? Well, that's because the bear just wasted 100 buzz trying to adjust a really promising prompt but it just didn't go anywhere. Rather than wasting the rest of the buzz failing at that, isn't it better to just expect failure and leave it up to fate? Maybe the bear will get something interesting this way, and having no expectations means the results will certainly surpass the expectations.
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    An anthro grizzly bear urban explorer wearing a black hoodie is examining an alien delta-wing spacecraft in an abandoned aircraft hangar. The bear is carrying a backpack. The air is dusty and rays of light can be seen shining through windows near the ceiling. Highly detailed high contrast photograph with high dynamic range and vibrant shadows and light.
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    An anthro saluki royal prince is enjoying a cup of coffee in a classy royal lounge. The decor is expensive french style mahogany furniture, and the lounge is themed in colors of teal and gold. The saluki prince is wearing a royal suit and a teal colored collar with a fancy pommel. focusing on dramatic lighting and contrasting colors, cinematic, film still, dramatic, moody, epic, gorgeous, film grain, grainy
    A grizzly bear with a straw hat dragging a vintage bullock cart full of cabbage on a dirt road in the asian countryside. A field of wheat in the background with a mountain range in the far distance. Early autumn morning., cinematic, atmospheric
    A gray wolf is puzzled, inspecting a pile of eggplants in a forest. What are these used for? Why would someone leave a pile of eggplants here? Can these be eaten? Perhaps they'll be delicious, and they most certainly aren't an euphemism for anything whatsoever.
    A pack of disco dancing wolves parkoring in zero gravity endless maze made of crystal glass and mirrors, shiny reflections and vaporwave lighting
    Generating images with Flux Schnell costs 20 buzz for a batch of 4, but you get 16 back from generator feedback. If you can make something publish-worthy out of 25 images, you'll break even and the extra buzz from comments is profit. You can write any nonsense in the prompt and then add a few tokens in the end to guide the style and contents. Use a thesaurus to find at least one fancy synonym for a common word, it seems to drive things in unusual directions., bear, high fantasy scifi, reverie, crepuscular, eerie lights, ruins, masterpiece, cinematic, nature, high contrast, reflection, bokeh, great composition, award winning
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    A grizzly bear wearing a leather harness is dancing in a disco party held in an abandoned warehouse during the night. The grizzly is embracing a degenerate anthro fox wearing an "free parking in rear" t-shirt. There are RGB lights and smoke.
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