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    Dramatic photograph of a very embarrassed middle age man begging for glowing thunder icons. He has a beer shade and dark circles under his eyes.
He sits at a computer desk with cat images on the monitor.
He looks cold and lonely.
With text that reads "GPU too old. Me need buzz. Pretty please."
    Duckaditty Duck the king of music hall, tap dancing under the blinding head light of a broadway show
    pursuit scene from a parody action cop movie. An epic car chase driving small electric toy cabriolets at high speed on the highway. A  strong and menacing robber holding a bag of money is driving away from an old school policeman in full blue uniform. The cop is shooting his revolver. Money bills flying in the electric sky.
    photograph of an alien on mars taken by a NASA mars rover. blurry rover robotic arm in the foreground
In the middle of the image, a green alien stands a few meters from the rover, he wears a blue jeans overall and holds a pump action shotgun. The alien looks angry.
Next to the alien is a sign that reads "NO TRESPASS".
The scene takes place on the surface of Mars, the ground is made of red rocks and sand, red mountains can be seen in the distance. The sky is red and dusty. The sun appears small and weak in the sky. The landscape is empty and desolate.
18mm, wide angle camera, jpg artefacts,
    imagine a photo of a cook in a kitchen holding a single long carrot horizontally like a one holds a knife or screw driver,  the carrot looks like a roman sword,  the hand is near the stem, the long pink orange pointy root extending up. the bottom half of the image shows the counter top with a wooden cutting board. On the board we see many small broken pieces of shiny metal, the broken metal looks like broken knives, clean slices of metal, we can only see metal triangles made from small pieces of shiny metal and black kitchen knife handles. cooking show parody
    photograph of an alien on mars taken by a NASA mars rover. blurry rover robotic arm in the foreground
In the middle of the image, a green alien stands a few meters from the rover, he wears a blue jeans overall and holds a pump action shotgun. The alien looks angry.
Next to the alien is a sign that reads "get off my lawn".
The scene takes place on the surface of Mars, the ground is made of red rocks and sand, red mountains can be seen in the distance. The sky is red and dusty. The sun appears small and weak in the sky. The landscape is empty and desolate.
18mm, wide angle camera, jpg artefacts,
    from the empty blackness of the night, in the dim light of a candle, a barely visible frail and hideous old woman witch offers an apple to the viewer. The close up image focuses on the perfect looking red apple held in the hand. The old hand with thin fingers ending in long black sharp nails that look like talons is clenching, clawing into the fruit whose fresh and appealing skin is pierced.
Behind the apple we can only distinguish the outline of the witch's bumpy nose with warts from under an old and weathered witch hat. Her evil cold grin is haunting.
    first world war black and white photograph, a field surgeon holding a bone saw, smoking a cigarette, stained white coat, bloody, in the middle of a rush, operation tents, with caption "I’m sorry, we’re a tad busy"
    Benevolent Robot Godzilla named Mechazilla, using chopsticks, carefully catches a space rocket. The rocket booster has a flat top and fires a yellow plume of fire at its bottom. This happens in the early morning on the coast of texas, on the beach facing a calm ocean. With a title that reads "SpaceX did it!"
    Benevolent Robot Godzilla named Mechazilla, using chopsticks, carefully catches a space rocket. The rocket booster has a flat top and fires a yellow plume of fire at its bottom. This happens in the early morning on the coast of texas, on the beach facing a calm ocean.
    portrait of a millionaire in 1927, smoking a cigar in a dimly lit gentleman club. The air is heavy with smoke that forms a cloud under the ceiling. The man is wearing a black tie tuxedo, sitting at a table. Walls are tiled with carved hard wood bas-relief sculptures. The portrait is soft and gentle with an intimate lighting.
    Front page of the color newspaper "Civitai News". The front page is titled "THEY DID IT!" with a large color photograph. The pictures shows a benevolent robot Godzilla named Mechazilla carefully catching a space rocket mid flight. The rocket booster is made of a shiny metal with a flat top. The rocket fires a yellow plume of fire at its bottom. The scene of the photograph is set in the early morning on the coast of Texas, on the beach facing a calm ocean. The robot mecha zilla and the rocket are back lit by a low sun above the calm sea.
    kungfu action movie from the 80s, the hero is an ex special forces clown, the hero has a full face clown makeup complete with a silly hat and foam red nose, he is shirtless displaying his muscular hairy masculine torso, he wears military pants and oversized clown shoes, the hero is doing a split between two moving trucks on the highway, each of his feet on top of a truck's cabin, he is flexing his arms like a body builder showing his strong arm biceps
    extreme close up, on a gas stove burns the Polaroid photograph of a tree. A third of the photo is already burnt to a black charcoal paper. In a corner the paper is bubbling up and discoloring under the intense heat.
    imagine a surreal magical scene where smoke is bent into the air to write a text, the fluffy black smoke that reads "CHOO CHOO" comes from a steam engine train with green wagons riding in the mountains, the smoke twists and curls becoming the lines of the letters and fading away further from the train, is it a magical spell writing "CHOO CHOO"
    Robot Godzilla moon walking wearing Michael Jackson's fedora hat
    Photograph of a middle age man driving an old white van. The smiling man sits in the driver seat, looks like a the villain of a kids movie and waves at the viewer. The van is white and beaten, it has a sliding door. The side of the van is spray painted with a yellow electric thunder icon and black text that reads  "FREE BUZZ".
    Benevolent Robot Godzilla named Mechazilla, using chopsticks, carefully catches a space rocket. The rocket booster has a flat top and fires a yellow plume of fire at its bottom. This happens in the early morning on the coast of texas, on the beach facing a calm ocean. With a title that reads "SpaceX did it!"
    photograph of a roll of toilet paper with real human eyes and a mouth crying a lot of real watery tears. The roll is front and center held by a hand. The photo is taken outside with a "Taco Bell" restaurant in the background. The roll is looking at the viewer with pleading eyes saying "please no!"
    Portrait of a giant grasshopper wearing a napkin around the neck sitting at a restaurant in front of a plate of luxurious salad
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